She Went to the Bar With Her Husband and Ordered the Same Drink!

Her husband spent so much of his free time at the bar that his wife finally told him how much it bothered her. She kept picturing him enjoying himself while she was at home, and she wanted to know what made an evening there so hard to give up. One night he took her along. The joke begins with that simple change of plans. For once, they would both spend the evening in the same place.

When they got to the bar, he asked what she wanted to drink. She had no particular order in mind, so she told him to get her whatever he was having. That seemed like a reasonable way to find out what he liked about the place. She could try his usual drink without making him explain why he ordered it, and he was perfectly happy to order two of the same thing.

He asked for two shots of Jack Daniel’s. When the drinks arrived, he knocked his back in one go. She watched him empty his glass and then took a much smaller sip from hers. Even that was more than enough. She spat it out almost immediately and told him it tasted awful. She couldn’t understand how he managed to drink it, especially when he had made getting the whole thing down look so easy.

He had his answer ready. She was always saying that he went to the bar to enjoy himself, he told her. After tasting the whiskey, did she still think he was having a good time every night?

The exchange works because his wife asks for exactly the drink he would have ordered anyway. If he had picked something just to shock her, she could have blamed him for choosing it. Instead, she gets to taste the thing he drinks willingly. She sees him finish it, tries it for herself, and gives him the opening he needs as soon as she tells him how bad it is………….READ MORE NEXT PAGE