A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship!

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender hands her the drink, she says, “I’m celebrating my 80th birthday today!”

The bartender smiles and says, “Well, in that case, this one’s on me!”

When she finishes her drink, a woman nearby says, “Let me buy you one, too.” The lady replies, “Thank you. Bartender, another Scotch with two drops of water.”

Then a gentleman on her other side offers, “I’d like to buy you one as well!” She nods, “Thank you kindly. Another Scotch with two drops of water.”
Finally, the bartender, curious, asks, “Ma’am, why do you always order Scotch with just two drops of water?”

She grins and says, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. But holding your water… well, that’s another story!”