Dealing with a Barking Dog

A blonde woman and her husband were lying in bed, listening to the neighbor’s dog bark in the backyard. It had been going on for hours, and any hope of a peaceful night was slipping away. Finally, she threw back the covers. “I’ve had enough of this,” she announced, getting up and heading downstairs. Her husband stayed behind, waiting for whatever she had planned to bring some much-needed quiet to the house.

When she eventually climbed back into bed, there was one obvious problem: the dog was still barking. Nothing about the noise suggested that her late-night mission had accomplished anything. Puzzled, her husband turned to her. “The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?” She answered with the satisfaction of someone who had settled the matter once and for all: “I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”

Her plan has a very particular kind of logic. The neighbor’s dog has disturbed their night, so she decides the neighbors ought to experience the same disturbance. In her mind, moving the dog is a way of returning the inconvenience to the people responsible for it. What she overlooks is the simplest part of the situation: the animal is still close enough for her and her husband to hear.

That is why the husband’s question matters. He has remained in bed, expecting her trip downstairs to change something about the noise. From where he lies, the evidence is straightforward. The barking continues, so whatever she has done has not brought the quiet they both wanted. His question gives her the opportunity to reveal how differently she has understood the problem.

The joke delays that explanation until the final line. Until then, her determined departure could lead to any number of imagined solutions. The reader knows only that she has become frustrated enough to take action and that her husband is waiting for the result. When she returns satisfied, her confidence briefly suggests that she has accomplished her purpose………READ MORE NEXT PAGE